The news has finally happened!

And (spoiler alert) it is already happening again!

We are now updating every Wednesday and Sunday,

Because we thought why not on categorically the worst day of the week*,

and the chillest**!

 

Enjoy! ***

 

 

 

*We’re not counting “Flurnsday” a day I just made up where everyone has to donate blood to at least one leech of their choosing.

** Sundays are pretty relaxing, but also they have that wonderful cloud of dread for the forthcoming Monday, and the always present threat of roast-dinner-related death.

*** Enjoyment is not guaranteed, that’s partly up to you and our marketing teams. ****

**** Me. *****

***** Hah. Footnotes.